Hiding from bath time is what dogs do best. They'll crawl under the bed, hide behind the couch, slink underneath a shrub, if it means getting out of a nice, warm, sudsy bath to wash away the stink and grime of the dog park.
Our dog would turn into a mule, forcing us to try and drag her 90-lb. butt across the floor to the bath tub. Out of the blue, all of her favorite dog treats were poison to her.